Aliens in America 1.10 “The Church”

by Arieanna on December 11th, 2007

Aliens in America 1.10 "The Church"
Air Date: December 10, 2007
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Aliens in America 1.10 The Church

Aliens in America Episode Highlights:

Sunday afternoon’s - checking out specials at Shop World. Every Sunday, as a family.
Raja suggesting Shop World is like Church to the Tolchuck’s: they go together, it lifts their spirits, and they ‘leave behind’ money
Franny feeling guilt over their shallow spiritual life - so she drags them to church. For the first time in 10 years.
Claire asking for only one thing for Christmas: birth control pills
Finding that their church is now a fast food restaurant
Franny: "my children were baptised here, right over by that deep fryer"
Gary: "I always thought what that place needed was chicken."
Gary swearing in church (the "Mega Church")
Gary buying the religious plates - bargain!
Justin praying for his bully to be stopped - which he was - he fell into a table
Franny volunteering Claire for the chastity club - in return, she will give her the Pill
Hearing there is a pop quiz in Spanish, Justin prays again. And finds that the teacher is out with an ‘odd’ disease. He is now convinced in the power of his prayer.
Justin prays for sex with a popular student, Liz Sherman.
Franny volunteering for the church nativity pageant - with Claire as Virgin Mary
Claire feaking out the other kids when she tells them she’s only in the group to be on the Pill. Well, except for the guy there to get a new car. Her Joseph.
Gary getting bent out of shape when his Apostle plates are an incomplete set
Justin getting mad at his friend for also praying for sex with Liz
Raja: "At times, we are a partial douche, but never a total one"
Raja admitting he thought the American Jesus was quite fat - until he realized it was Santa
Franny realizing she needed to have faith not just in God, but also in her kids
Seeing Claire as the very pregnant Virgin Mary convinced Franny to get her what she wanted for Christmas